Crazy Fashion Record & Bank Breakers

In the ever-evolving world of fashion, trends come and go like the wind. There's a hidden realm of the bizarre and outrageous. Amidst the glamour and glitz, a select few individuals and brands managed to go above and beyond what's even considered "fashionable," earning them a spot in the Guinness World Records. Join the amusement as we delve into the crazy, the strange, and fashion’s dynamic range that can sometimes produce crazy fashion record and bank breakers!

“Pull Over!” …. “No, it’s a Cardigan, but thanks for asking.”

The Most Expensive Sweater Sold at an Auction

The first crazy fashion record and bank breaker on the Lunacy list is the most expensive sweater/cardigan sold at an auction. It is - you guessed it! - a grey mohair five-button cardigan worn by Nirvana's front-man Kurt Cobain. The cardigan sold for $334,000 at a Julien’s Auctions event in 2019 at the Hard Rock Café in New York. This shabby old cardigan became an unlikely fashion icon after Kurt wore it during Nirvana’s acoustic MTV Unplugged in 1993. The Cardigan was made, presumably in the 1960s by The Manhattan Shirt Company – a mass-market apparel retailer. Its original retail price was maybe around $15 in the 1960s (equivalent to around $157 in 2024) but Kurt Cobain likely bought it from a thrift store in Seattle where he did most of his shopping. During the last year of his life, Cobain wore this cardigan often; in public and at home. Consequently, it’s a little worse for wear with cigarette burns, a missing button, and a crunchy brown stain around the right front pocket. After he died in 1994, his wife gave it to their nanny who intended to give it to Kurt's daughter Frances when she was older but was forced to sell it to pay medical bills.  

Fun-Sized?

The World's Smallest Functional Sunglasses + The Most Expensive

Do you remember Polly Pocket? Well, you might need your glasses now to find this favorite accessory. This crazy fashion record-breaker is the world's smallest functional sunglasses that measure 2.3 mm (0.09 inches) in diameter. They were crafted by Corinne Beaumier of Canada in 2018 and are being worn by a doll kept indoors.

The most expensive pair was a staggering $3.8 million. This beyond crazy record and bank breaker is encrusted with over 30 carats of diamonds. 

The World's Smallest Handbag

But this other crazy fashion record is hugely bonkers. The purse so small it’s barely visible to the naked eye. And what's more - it sold in an online auction for over US$67,000 in 2023. This itty-bitty bag sporting Louis Vuitton’s signature monogram is crafted with photopolymer resin and measures only 657 x 222 x 700 micrometers! The purse was made by Brooklyn-based MSCHF who stated in a post, “There are big handbags, normal handbags, and small handbags, but this is the final word in bag miniaturization.” Although it sold for around the price of a vehicle, they say it is “smaller than a grain of sea salt and narrow enough to pass through the eye of a needle.” At least it comes with a digital microscope so the proud owner can actually get to see it. They'll have to carry all their wads of cash and car keys in their hand because only wizards can fit their provisions in that bag. 🧙🏻‍♂️🤨

Wardrobes & Shoe Collections

 The Largest Sneaker Collection

These people were always waiting for the other shoe to drop. Jordan Geller, an American sneaker collector, founded the world's first ‘sneaker museum" in 2012. Certified by Guinness World Records, Geller's ShoeZeum made a crazy fashion record  for having the largest sneaker collection in the world, at 2,388 pairs. 

Largest Legendary Shoe Collection

Then there’s Imelda Marcos, the former First Lady of the Philippines. In 1986 she fled into exile with her husband Ferdinand following a revolt. Her wardrobe was confiscated and sparked international intrigue. It was reported to contain 3,000 pairs of shoes. Later that number changed to around 1,060. But, either way, that's a lot of shoes for one lady whether it's 3,000, 1,000, or 3,000 until someone skimmed some D'Orsay Pumps off the top. They also found 15 mink coats, 508 gowns, 888 handbags, and a bulletproof bra. Her collection is the stuff of legends. Many of her shoes are displayed at the National Museum of the Philippines in Manila. Imelda's obsession with acquiring the latest and greatest designer pieces was intense. But it's also been said that she would buy multiples of an item in case one didn't quite fit. It's a level of sartorial excess that boggles the mind making the average person's closet look like they packed for a sleepover.

The Lengths Some go for Fashion 

 The Longest Fashion Show + Longest Catwalk

According to the Guinness World Records, the longest fashion show is 30 hours. It was achieved by The Blossom Charity in Ipswich, UK, and took place from Oct 13 – 14, 2017. The event was held to raise funds and awareness of the charity at Woolverstone Hall.

The GWR also reports that the longest catwalk structure measured 2,292m (2.29km). In 2011, it was constructed by Wijnegem Shopping Center in Wijnegem, Belgium for a fashion show with 70 models. It took 35 minutes to walk the entire catwalk. The logistics of such an event must have been intense. The length surely added difficulties for the constant rotation of models, hair and makeup teams, and the crew that keeps the show running smoothly. All those hours of power walking in high heels... I give them props for breaking records and not ankles. 👠

Expensive Dresses

The World's Most Expensive Dress + Most Expensive Dress Sold in an Auction

When it comes to opulence this dress takes the cake. The title of the world's most expensive dress goes to the "Nightingale of Kuala Lumpur" dress. Released in 2009, Malaysian designer Faisol Abdullah designed the dress valued at a mind-blasting $30 million. It's made of crimson silk and taffeta and adorned with 750 diamonds, including a 70-carat diamond as the centerpiece. One can't help but wonder who can afford to wear a dress worth more than a mansion. And what occasion would call for such an extravagant creation? Well, in 2009, Indian actress Kavita Sidhu was chosen by top Malaysian designers to wear the Nightingale of Kuala Lumpur. During the fashion show "STYLO Fashion Grand Prix Kuala Lumpur", Faisol said she would unveil the dress while a poem was being read.

But what is the most expensive dress sold in an auction you ask? That would be Marilyn Monroe's 'Happy Birthday Mr. President' dress. In 2016 Ripley’s Believe it or Not (USA) purchased it in L.A. for US$4,810,000 at Julien’s Auctions. On May 19, 1962, Marilyn Monroe wore this custom-made Jean Louis gown at a fundraiser gala for the Democratic Party in Madison Square Garden. Here she gave her famous performance for former U.S. President Kennedy. His 45th birthday was in 10 days. Just before her entry, Monroe had to be stitched into the dress adorned with 2,500 crystals and 6000 hand-sewn rhinestones. This price beat the previous record holder by $200,000, the ivory rayon-acetate dress also worn by Marilyn Monroe in the movie “The Seven Year Itch”.

Other Bizarre Fashion Records

The fashion world is no stranger to the bizarre and the outrageous. And the Guinness World Records are filled with other equally eyebrow-raising achievements. For example,

• The record for the most clothes worn at once belongs to Asha Mandela, who donned an astounding 19,555 items in a single outfit.
•  the record for the longest fingernails, held by Ayanna Williams, who grew her nails to a combined length of over 1,306 cm (42 feet).
• Don't forget about the plastic crown The Notorious B.I.G. wore during a photoshoot just 3 days before he was murdered. In 2020 the crown was sold by Sotheby’s in an auction for $594,750. It made the Guinness World Record for the “most expensive fancy-dress/costume crown sold at auction.”
  

Whether it's the oddity of MSCHF’s microscopic purse or the extravagance of the Nightingale of Kuala Lumpur dress, these achievements highlight the industry's penchant for the outrageous and the extreme. These records are a reminder that fashion is not just about looking good – it's about making a statement, pushing boundaries, and embracing the madness that lies at the heart of this ever-evolving industry.

So, the next time you’re browsing the racks at your local clothing store, take a moment to appreciate the sheer creativity and ingenuity that goes into those items. Who knows, maybe one day you'll be the one setting a new Guinness World Record for the most outrageous fashion statement of all time.